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Thursday, April 12, 2012

Numbers Are Cruel, Just Like Third Grade Girls




Week One  (pronounced "Weak One")

(Warning:  Mental Images are Visually Graphic.  Eat lunch first.)

Measurement day!  Before I started anything else (well, besides this blog), I had to get this evil out of the way.  Time to document my starting point.  I began with my feet, because I wanted to start with small numbers (for my morale), and because I suspect even they’ve gotten bigger.  My poor feet:  they have NO idea what I’m about to ask of them next week.